REVELATION
The fallen angel
(With fiery arsehole)
Intoned to me
Through a megaphone:-
"Nails are made
Of dirt
Thoughts are made
Of blood
I can't see anything
Angelic other than this
Moulinex toaster"
And he swished his tail
(killing a passing cat)
Which got respect
So I put down my Playstation 3
(having lost my lives
In Grand Theft Auto 2)
And prepared to record.
GRATTAN VS SEABROOK
In Grattan's catalogue a
Slim teenager changed for swimwear,
Then later, Dalmart thermals,
Finishing her shift
In lycra cycling shorts
While her sister, working
At Seabrooks crisps
Rotating a night shift,
Realises she's becoming fatter
(She has a hankering for
Worcester Sauce)
SCHOOL PLAY?
Deep deep (deep) under a local
NCP multi-storey carpark
Lies a bottomless pit
And Jordan VIP from
'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'
Is auditioning for the part of -
'The Woman clothed in the Sun'
But she's struggling with another
Character (played by Jodi Marsh):
"It says ere we see 'a woman sitting on
a scarlet-colored animal, full of blasphemous names
having seven heads and ten horns "
Wotz-that-all-about?
And then the director
With a swish of his tail
Tells her to get in position
For her great birth
But then Peter rings
And so she goes on about
Their new documentary for Sky
Until her agent catches her eye.












