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RED IS THE NEW... MAGENTA

by Chris_Andrew @ 07.12.2007 - 16:58:38

AND SNOW

I'll have the best 2007 ever
...but theres only
Fifteen days to go - to
Enjoy good will, alcohol
Vol-au-vants and snow

ZOMBIE XMAS

Im only here to eat and drink
Im not here to drink

...I mean think

ZOMBIE

On wednesday I turned
Completely red with
Messed up t-shirt -
Some nutter put a
Trowel in my head.
(Ouch that hurt)

Since then I've been
Increasingly lazy and
Unkempt. unshaved.

Since I became yunnow
...Dead, I need buckets
Of moisturiser.The lady
At the modelling agency
Is getting really suspicious -
She hears my insides fizzing

Soon I'll be different
I'll only be only able to relate
To people who are decomposing.
I'll be one of the 'special people'.


 
 

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ABE-unlimitedABE-unlimited pro
11/12/07 @ 21:27

:D LOL black humour for Christmas - unorthodox!

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