LOST ENVOYS (song)

Bust open the clock
Think of a rhyme
Tick Tock lock stock
And six Gatling barrels

The Viet Kong practice
Shooting the messenger
Flown in by Kissinger

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Ring ring
Who's there
I don't care - yes
I'm the envoy sent in
There years ago by Mr Blair
Do you have any Playboy
Juggs or Mayfair?

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Hail Mary Mother of God
I'm floating down a stream
Holding a briefcase
Blowing bubbles of red

My dream was to be elected
To the College of Cardinals

It's just not fair...
The Communacado's in my hair